1. THE DATA WE HARVEST We aren't interested in your secrets, but we do need some data to keep the hustle moving. When you join the coalition or buy gear, we collect:

• Identity Data: Name, email, and shipping address (so we know where to send the goods).

• Transaction Data: What you bought and how much you paid.

• Technical Data: Your IP address and browser type (the digital breadcrumbs you leave behind).

2. HOW WE USE IT We use your info to fulfill your orders, keep the Overlord’s art in your inbox, and make sure the site doesn't crash. We don't sell your data to random telemarketers—we have too much dignity for that.

3. THE THIRD-PARTY HANDSHAKE To run a digital empire, we use professional tools. Your data is shared with the following "Fixers" to make the magic happen:

• Squarespace: Our digital foundation. They handle the site and the analytics.

• Mailchimp: Our propaganda machine. They manage the email hotline.

• Printful: Our fulfillment hub. They get your address so they can actually ship your gear.

• Stripe/Squarespace Payments: They handle the money. We never see your full credit card info; we just see that the "Damage Report" was paid.

4. COOKIES (NOT THE GOOD KIND) Like almost every site on the planet, we use cookies to track how people move through the bunker. It helps us see what designs are hitting and which ones are tanking. You can disable them in your browser, but the site might act as deviant as we do if you do.

5. YOUR RIGHTS If you want to disappear from our records, you can unsubscribe from the Mailchimp hotline at any time. If you want us to "forget" you entirely, email the Architect at admin@jonesbrosdesigns.com and we’ll scrub the digital floor.

6. CHANGES TO THIS POLICY We might update this as the coalition grows. Check back if you’re bored.