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Chlamydia is Not a Flower - Unisex T-Shirt
Public service announcement. Terrible flower name.
This shirt turns awkward health class energy into a retro graphic that somehow feels charming and wildly inappropriate at the same time.
• 🌸 Vintage-style typography with deeply questionable message
• 👕 Soft unisex cotton fit
• 😬 Perfect awkward humor gift
• 🧠 Equal parts educational and uncomfortable
• 🔥 Built for people with elite-level bad humor
Made on demand because this level of weird deserves special handling.
Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.
No magic, just mildly competent technology!
Public service announcement. Terrible flower name.
This shirt turns awkward health class energy into a retro graphic that somehow feels charming and wildly inappropriate at the same time.
• 🌸 Vintage-style typography with deeply questionable message
• 👕 Soft unisex cotton fit
• 😬 Perfect awkward humor gift
• 🧠 Equal parts educational and uncomfortable
• 🔥 Built for people with elite-level bad humor
Made on demand because this level of weird deserves special handling.
Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.
No magic, just mildly competent technology!

