Chlamydia Is Not A Flower Hoodie - Deluxe Hoodie

from $59.99

Looks educational. Ends badly.

Starts like a science diagram. Ends like a public service announcement. This hoodie rewards curiosity with immediate regret.

• 🧬 Detailed “scientific” front design
• 🔥 Loud back statement that lands hard
• 🧥 Premium heavyweight hoodie feel
• 😬 Equal parts smart and deeply uncomfortable
• ⚠️ Runs small — size up

Made on demand because this level of weird needs special handling.

Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.

No magic, just mildly competent technology!

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Looks educational. Ends badly.

Starts like a science diagram. Ends like a public service announcement. This hoodie rewards curiosity with immediate regret.

• 🧬 Detailed “scientific” front design
• 🔥 Loud back statement that lands hard
• 🧥 Premium heavyweight hoodie feel
• 😬 Equal parts smart and deeply uncomfortable
• ⚠️ Runs small — size up

Made on demand because this level of weird needs special handling.

Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.

No magic, just mildly competent technology!