Chomp Chomp, Traitor Boy T-Shirt

from $23.99

Insert coin. Choose chaos.

This 80s arcade-style political parody tee turns consequences into a full-blown game. Featuring a retro maze, one very angry yellow chomper, and three terrified mini Trump heads trying to escape fate… spoiler: they don’t.

It’s loud, ridiculous, and just unhinged enough to feel correct.

• 🟡 Retro arcade-style parody design
• 👕 Soft Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex fit
• 💨 Lightweight, breathable, everyday wear
• 🎮 Built for protests, beer gardens, and doomscroll sessions
• 👀 Guaranteed double-takes (and a few offended gas station philosophers)
Made on demand because we don’t stockpile chaos—we deploy it.

Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.

No magic, just mildly competent technology!

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Insert coin. Choose chaos.

This 80s arcade-style political parody tee turns consequences into a full-blown game. Featuring a retro maze, one very angry yellow chomper, and three terrified mini Trump heads trying to escape fate… spoiler: they don’t.

It’s loud, ridiculous, and just unhinged enough to feel correct.

• 🟡 Retro arcade-style parody design
• 👕 Soft Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex fit
• 💨 Lightweight, breathable, everyday wear
• 🎮 Built for protests, beer gardens, and doomscroll sessions
• 👀 Guaranteed double-takes (and a few offended gas station philosophers)
Made on demand because we don’t stockpile chaos—we deploy it.

Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.

No magic, just mildly competent technology!

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