Department Of Poor Judgment - DELUXE Unisex Hoodie

from $48.99

Official uniform of “this will probably be fine.”

Looks official. Absolutely is not. This hoodie gives government-seal energy with zero government oversight.

• 🏛️ Fake-official seal, very real bad decisions
• 🧥 Premium fleece hoodie comfort
• 🍻 Perfect for bars, bonfires, and bad ideas
• 😈 Subtle front hit with chaotic implications
• ⚠️ Runs small — size up

Made on demand because your bad decisions are custom-built.

Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.

No magic, just mildly competent technology!

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Official uniform of “this will probably be fine.”

Looks official. Absolutely is not. This hoodie gives government-seal energy with zero government oversight.

• 🏛️ Fake-official seal, very real bad decisions
• 🧥 Premium fleece hoodie comfort
• 🍻 Perfect for bars, bonfires, and bad ideas
• 😈 Subtle front hit with chaotic implications
• ⚠️ Runs small — size up

Made on demand because your bad decisions are custom-built.

Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.

No magic, just mildly competent technology!