"Simon Says" YOU SUCK - Unisex T-Shirt

from $27.99

Childhood nostalgia… with a personality disorder.

Remember that friendly memory game? Yeah, Simon grew up bitter. This tee keeps the bright retro look but swaps the wholesomeness for pure attitude.

• 🎮 Retro game-inspired design with a mean streak
• 🌈 Bright, colorful vintage aesthetic
• 👕 Soft unisex fit for everyday wear
• 😬 Delivers insults so you don’t have to
• 🔥 Perfect for sarcasm enthusiasts and social minimalists

Made on demand because not everyone deserves a nice shirt.

Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.

No magic, just mildly competent technology!

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Childhood nostalgia… with a personality disorder.

Remember that friendly memory game? Yeah, Simon grew up bitter. This tee keeps the bright retro look but swaps the wholesomeness for pure attitude.

• 🎮 Retro game-inspired design with a mean streak
• 🌈 Bright, colorful vintage aesthetic
• 👕 Soft unisex fit for everyday wear
• 😬 Delivers insults so you don’t have to
• 🔥 Perfect for sarcasm enthusiasts and social minimalists

Made on demand because not everyone deserves a nice shirt.

Pick a color + size and the shirt preview will update.

No magic, just mildly competent technology!