The Neon Menace Bandana

$19.99

One loud little square of fabric with absolutely no interest in behaving.
Wear it around your neck, tie it on your head, wrap it around your wrist, or put one on your dog and let them handle the political discourse.
• 🌈 Bright neon all-over print • 🖕 Says what everyone else is thinking • 🐕 Available for both humans and tiny troublemakers • ♻️ Made with recycled polyester • ☀️ Lightweight, soft, and ready for public disturbance • 🎭 Wear it as a headband, necktie, armband, or accessory
Sizing note: The smallest size is for small pets and will not fit an adult human head. Choose medium or large for grown-up chaos.

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One loud little square of fabric with absolutely no interest in behaving.
Wear it around your neck, tie it on your head, wrap it around your wrist, or put one on your dog and let them handle the political discourse.
• 🌈 Bright neon all-over print • 🖕 Says what everyone else is thinking • 🐕 Available for both humans and tiny troublemakers • ♻️ Made with recycled polyester • ☀️ Lightweight, soft, and ready for public disturbance • 🎭 Wear it as a headband, necktie, armband, or accessory
Sizing note: The smallest size is for small pets and will not fit an adult human head. Choose medium or large for grown-up chaos.