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THE RAKE — Trail Cam Cryptid Tee
$34.99
Something triggered the trail cam at 1:27 AM.
Long arms. Too many teeth. Absolutely no fucking business being in the woods.
THE RAKE brings one of the internet’s most infamous cryptid nightmares out of the grainy trail-cam footage and directly onto your back. The distressed black-and-white artwork features a skeletal humanoid stalking through the forest alongside the timestamp that supposedly captured the bastard in the first place.
Is The Rake real? Who knows.
Is our designer 1000% convinced it is? That’s between him and whatever the fuck is crawling around outside at 1:27 in the morning.
Long arms. Too many teeth. Absolutely no fucking business being in the woods.
THE RAKE brings one of the internet’s most infamous cryptid nightmares out of the grainy trail-cam footage and directly onto your back. The distressed black-and-white artwork features a skeletal humanoid stalking through the forest alongside the timestamp that supposedly captured the bastard in the first place.
Is The Rake real? Who knows.
Is our designer 1000% convinced it is? That’s between him and whatever the fuck is crawling around outside at 1:27 in the morning.
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Something triggered the trail cam at 1:27 AM.
Long arms. Too many teeth. Absolutely no fucking business being in the woods.
THE RAKE brings one of the internet’s most infamous cryptid nightmares out of the grainy trail-cam footage and directly onto your back. The distressed black-and-white artwork features a skeletal humanoid stalking through the forest alongside the timestamp that supposedly captured the bastard in the first place.
Is The Rake real? Who knows.
Is our designer 1000% convinced it is? That’s between him and whatever the fuck is crawling around outside at 1:27 in the morning.
Long arms. Too many teeth. Absolutely no fucking business being in the woods.
THE RAKE brings one of the internet’s most infamous cryptid nightmares out of the grainy trail-cam footage and directly onto your back. The distressed black-and-white artwork features a skeletal humanoid stalking through the forest alongside the timestamp that supposedly captured the bastard in the first place.
Is The Rake real? Who knows.
Is our designer 1000% convinced it is? That’s between him and whatever the fuck is crawling around outside at 1:27 in the morning.

